Well, fuck me sideways! I’ve gone and done it now. Lost my goddamn wallet, and what’s in there, you ask? Oh, just my friggin’ bank card, my damn learner’s permit, and a measly two bucks I had stashed away. Life? Yeah, it’s a load of shit now. And guess what’s on the agenda for tomorrow? Oh, just a lovely ass-kicking session from the whole damn family. I’m throwing in the fucking towel, waving the goddamn white flag, I’m done with this bullshit. Can’t fucking handle it anymore. Why in the bloody hell can’t I just be like everybody else? I loathe this shitshow of a life. I’m done
